Funny humor Versailles Language Awards

Funny humor Versailles Awards [Article 1] 1. Mr. I watched me stay up late for Double Eleven, and I am very distressed. Ask SKP to buy or Lord Lafayette, why do you have to buy 3,000 yuan a large bottle cream , Are you afraid that cheap goods will hurt your skin ~ Hi, how can a straight man know the happiness of buying discount products?
2. A person's looks really affect a lot of things, such as I look handsome, but lost my troubles.
3. In fact, when it comes to Versailles literature, see not to be the scene of a large -scale Versailles literature.
. I went out today when I went out today. There are still people who want me to WeChat. Is it blind?
5. Every time I think of relatives with children to visit my house, I want to lock my bedroom door, not because they are afraid that they will play with my hand -made cosmetics (these bad people will send it again ~ ) It is very distressed that their parents always like to pull them to see the trophy and certificates I have taken.
6. There is a kind of showing wealth, ask me to grow up with you slowly!
7. I went out today and said to save a little to make the subway, but my housekeeper told me that driving was more money, but I was afraid that it was too public, so I only opened a Ferrari. I am already very low -key. I didn't expect someone to ask me to have a telephone number, so annoying.
8. I didn't expect to live for half a year and demolished again. Well -interested to share with him: "I don't know how many houses will be assigned this time! He just said," Yes. "The smile on the corner of the mouth was gentle like jade. It didn't take long for the property to come:" This place is going to be dismantled! "
9. Every day, big fish and meat are eaten, and you are tired of individuals! There are too many jewelry at home! The room was difficult to clean up, and more than thirty girls couldn't pack up. Why? Because the room is too big!
10. I called the weight before going out today, and found 25 pounds lightly. I was still happy. I found that I had forgotten the 25 pounds of Snow Marty Link in the Australian camel hair mixing spinning that I had forgotten to wear the little king on the road. Antarctic Tyrannosaurus dragon coat.
12. See not! Except for me, all rich people!
13. It ’s annoying. SF can only take 30 express delivery at a time. I bought 30 trips to get it. I do n’t want to take it.
14. I make friends, don't care if he has money, anyway, there is no money!
15. The house bought by Double Eleven is quite spacious, but I still like a small space with a sense of security.
16. Just now at the door of the classroom, I was stopped by a little brother who looked like a shake? I didn't have makeup or melody today, so I wore a gray sweater ... Is your eyes okay? In this way, you have to add me?
17. The mobile phone is accidentally dropped, and the new mobile phone with golden light likes it.
18. Recently, I like to listen to my boyfriend the most. It ’s happy to buy a crazy horse.
19. I am 23 years old, Beijing Third Ring two houses, hundreds of thousands of bags can be filled with walls, but these are not given to me by my parents, but through my own efforts and dreaming.
. The rope skipping was afraid of affecting the downstairs, and I bought the house downstairs.
The funny humor Verser Language Awards [Article 2] 21. My husband gave me a pink Lamborghini, which is too straight, how can I tell him that I don't like this color?
2. It is said that buying a house is pressured now, and I really want to feel what it feels like, because more than a dozen buildings in my family are obtained by demolition.
3. Someone always asked me what handbooks I plan to use in 2021. This question is really difficult to answer, not because of tangles. The name is really tired.
24. Someone patted me from behind. I turned back to see two handsome guys. One of them was a bit shy and said: Sorry, I recognize the wrong person. I turned around and heard another person say: I really look like Liu Yifei.
25. I went to the supermarket to buy a pack of four dollars of spicy bars today. During the checkout, the cashier brother asked me to WeChat. He said that he liked my independent women. I laughed, and I told him that he would give him a little bottle when he went to buy Cola next time. He smiled and called me a few babies.
26. Playing the piano in the middle of the night to play instruments. Netizens said that paying attention to the neighbors will be noisy. However, the ten villas nearby are mine. The scope is relatively large. It should not be noisy to others.
7. I have been in Switzerland for a long time. I do n’t get used to it when I return to China. My friend deliberately brought me the Swiss roll, or the familiar feeling.
8. Why are there so many people asking me to WeChat? Obviously there is no makeup today.
29. Woohoo, whose meat can give me a point, I ate it for two months, and it has not reached ninety pounds.
30. Cleaning for a few days for a few days. I live in a villa of more than 3,000 square meters alone, and it is empty.
31. I just had a beautiful person sitting in front of me. We didn't speak for a long time. I didn't put down the mirror until my hands were sour.
32. Going out today to collect rent, I bought a breakfast handle and soiled. The newly purchased pants pockets were a bit tight. I opened the phone and saw the news sent by Obama to me. Suddenly, the phone fell to the ground and fell a corner. I went home to eat bucket instant noodles and was frightened. I was really annoying today.
33. I called the weight before going out today and found 25 pounds. I was happy. I found that I had forgotten the 25 pounds of snowflower mink in the Australian camel hair blended Antarctic Overlord. Dragon hair coat.
34. I suddenly heard a bite when I read the book. It turned out that the milk was hot. I took the milk back: Oh, I forgot to pinch the bookmark, where did you see? He: The first page, I watched it all morning, and took
35. I said when preparing for the exam. Don't go to Peking University. Sticky people.
36. Worries about how to splurge the family property and whether it can spend those money before death.
37. Boyfriend came to the house for the first time and had to make rock sugar gourds. It was said that my parents usually had never eaten it. They also wore the Gucci ring to wash the fruit. There are many hawthorn trees in our villa area.
38. I didn't feel how weak I was. My husband always bought what bird's nest Ejiao, who came back and said to make up for me, and put me fat.
39. Every time I go to the bank counter business, I can't wait to extend my head in, until one day my dad gave me a card, and it became a governor to receive it. I drank.
40. I received a very heavy express delivery today. I finally moved home to remove it. It turned out that the box of property rights sent by my husband was a unprepared property certificate. I complained that this surprise was too heavy. If I want to take it home by myself, hey is also a lot of expenses to live in a set of tolls every day.
Verial funny and humorous mood
Ver season funny humorous mood talked about [Article 1] 1. I have a senior diving team with about 100,000 people.
. Why are there so many people asking me to WeChat? Obviously there is no makeup today.
. When you can't find a good -looking angle when you take your selfies, you must realize that you are better than the photo.
4. How to splurge the family property and whether you can spend those money before death.
5. I have been staying in France for too long. Now I only like to eat French meals. This is the French bread brought to me by French friends, or the old taste, which reminds me of the feeling in Paris.
6. People who are almost 30 years old have no fixed residence. They are replaced every day. I live here for two days. It ’s troublesome! Harmful! I'm not afraid that no one lives in the house for a long time, it is easy to recruit thieves!
7. I am now seeing your Weibo in the waiting room in Paris, London. Suddenly several white muscles are close to me. At first I thought I was disturbed by them. It is not French, I clearly stated that after I was Chinese, they were surprised, saying that your Chinese girls are so beautiful? To be honest, I don't like them, so that they put forward a piece of dinner, I let the assistant declined.
8. My girlfriend asked me to go to France for afternoon tea. It was really annoying. For a meal afternoon tea, I had to fly to France again. I only went to France to eat macaron last week. I do n’t know how much the French romance is together, or I honestly invite a French desserter to come to customize a cake for me. I do n’t know if he can understand the less sugar I said ~
9.iphone 11 Pro Max is really not easy to use at all. My card is dead, or 512G dark night green! In fact, everyone should buy 1024G.
10. I only said that I only returned to my childhood last time, and Daddy bought me a children's playground. There were so many pink and ugly.
11. I have nothing to nostalgic in my life, because my parents need to struggle for a long time. It's too disappointed with this world.
12. Discuss the issue of derailment. I said that the business district should be very simple? He said that the assets were hundreds of millions. He had previously attended the hundreds of millions of club gatherings and went to the outside space to open the party. It cost tens of millions in the night. It was all at their own expense. Essence Let me ask? He said that I went back to the room to chat with you. That night I had been with you to do PPT to dawn, and the other billionaires were picked.
13. One of my five -story houses in my house dropped a little paint. My dad had to listen to persuasion and said that the house that was renovated was not good. I had to buy another house.
14. What is Versailles literature? But I just went to Versailles last week, there was a bad place there, the 38th holiday soup this year.
15. I looked at a boy today, but I don't think he is worthy of me, not because he doesn't look good, but because of his Bugatti, I want to sit down and sit in. It is too troublesome and served. Fortunately, I bought a Bugatti keychain in Double Eleven.
Ver season's funny and humorous mood talked about [Article 2] 16. Too popular, Double 11 is useless at all. You are all 300-40. The house I saw last week was exactly 90 million. I thought I could save more than 1 million and buy more diamond rings. But the customer service told me that this did not participate in the event. Come again to buy a diamond ring again. Humph. Is it too stingy?
17. It's really suffering. I have been attending the end of the party recently. I am tired of the Gao Ding dresses sent by the maid. , Harm, a day, really busy.
18. I wanted to go out for a winter tour today, and I found that the 200 square meters of the swimming pool in the back garden was freezing.
19. I really envy you for the postgraduate entrance examinations. It ’s really good. If I go to the exam, I will definitely not be able to take the test. I can only go to Baoji as so bad.
20. Paragraph Glory King 100 Stars. This paragraph is that individuals have hands. Grasp a lot of them everywhere. I am really sad.
21. In fact, I am envious of these people, and I opened Lamborghini at a young age!
2. The last time I flew back to Paris privately, I happened to meet Weiting, always following me, and asked me for WeChat, it was speechless. I just have this micro -signal, what I use for you! I really feel troubled.
3. I really envy you to spend cash. There are several banks in my money. All of them are taken out. Several hundreds of millions of dollars, not enough for me to spend.
24. After winter, you have to buy extended pants from Taobao, the legs are too long, and ordinary pants are short. I want to warm the winter.
25. When you are sad, you can cry in Paris and cry in New York, instead of crying empty in my home in Beijing.
6. It's so difficult today. I took the wrong key to another villa. I was trapped at the door for an hour, and the weather was too hot. The newly bought ring sweated my palms.
27. It ’s annoying, SF can only take 30 express delivery at a time, and the things I buy will take 30 trips to finish it. This is too tossing my nanny. Take it, so faster.
28. I have never touched the money, I am not interested in money.
29. I want to let people all over the world know that I am low -key.
30. First set a small goal to earn a 100 million.
Verine's classic funny humorous sentence (30 sentences)
Verian literary classic funny humorous sentences (article 1) 1. There is a kind of dazzling wealth, let me accompany you to grow up slowly!
2. I talked to my friends about the topic of postgraduate entrance examination today, and I found that everyone was in the postgraduate entrance examination. I was from Baoyan. I would definitely not be able to take the test if I asked me, especially my English was super bad, and I couldn't pass the line.
3. I haven't returned to China for a long time before I found that everyone has passed the electronic payment LIFE. I thought it would be convenient. After going out to go shopping, I can say goodbye to various check credit card business cards. , SAD.
. For the first time, I knew that so many people had to type by myself. I was the steward to help me.
5. Every day, big fish and meat are eaten, and you are tired of individuals! There are too many jewelry at home! The room was difficult to clean up, and more than thirty girls couldn't pack up. Why? Because the room is too big!
6. I am embarrassed. Recently, I have been writing homework. I used to write it for me by my four male servants. I just learned that there was so many homework. They did not tell me.
7. Can you explain to me? I can't keep up with the trend recently because I stayed in my 1800 square meter house to watch European classical literature and postmodern literature. Now I sit at home in the swimming pool at home Holding my iPhone12, try to understand Versailles.
8. After using the mobile phone for many years, I knew that the mobile phone was out of power. You can charge it without buying a new one. And the car changed the car two days ago. Only the 4S shop told me that the car can be cheered.
9. Suddenly I don't want to struggle, too tired. At present, there are seven or eight sets of houses and hundreds of W. These are the elderly? Come and wake me up.
10. The object is too annoying. The objects of others are clearing the car, and my object will only send the bag to make money.
11. Do n’t you have a special person to send it to the back kitchen every day?
12. After watching the video, I said to my husband to say bgm well. The next day, my husband invited Lang Lang to play on the scene, which was too impulsive.
13. What is a charger ??? There are such things in the world. Are you not powering on the phone? Isn't it a change of one ???? Isn't it?
14. A SMS boyfriend returned from Mars and said, "I am", and I accidentally fell. I just got it for not more than ten minutes. The iPhone 99Pro, but fortunately, I still have a box.
15. I opened a dog walking dog today!
Versea literary classic funny and humorous sentences (article 2) 16. I go every year in Versailles, the weather is really ... I can only stay in a private hotel, and then private planes can not drive, travel is inconvenient to travel It's really annoying.
17. I have seen, the top rich second generation, claiming to be a worker, is it?
18. What to do, I was smashed today, and the teacher did not scold me. Is it because I donated ten buildings for the school and sent the teacher two villas, but I don’t want to be distinguished because of these trivial matters. Treat.
19. See not! Except for me, all rich people!
20. First set a small goal to earn a 100 million.
21. The biggest mistake in my life is the founding Alibaba.
2. From waiting to the car to the now three young ladies asked WeChat, no, I wear a mask and wearing a hat, you can also find my handsome face across the air, how do you do it? Learn for one learning.
3. I really admire those workers who can get up early, because they can see the beautiful scenery of the sun in the morning and breathe fresh air. Unlike me, I sleep like a pig until noon every day. At the end of the month, it is enough to pay for a year's salary. Well, can God give me a little motivation ~
24. In the middle of the night in the middle of the night Playing the piano to play instruments, netizens said that paying attention to the neighbors will be noisy. I said that I have no neighbors. After all, I will not make noise to others! I said it was Versailles literature, and Jay Chou said it was documentary.
25. I am 23 years old. The three houses of Beijing Third Ring Road can be filled with the wall, but these are not my parents give me, but through my own efforts to dream.
6. I went to the jewelry shop today to see the price of 700W. I went back to buy my Lamborghini.
7. The boyfriend really hates, and he doesn't lose his temper. He said everything, and he is not like a man.
28. You must know that Hermes's scarf label is so difficult to cut. I do n’t deserve this product. I don’t want to be so high. From the second floor to the first floor restaurant, I have not cut it all the way, and I do n’t worry about cutting the nanny. After all, I cut the nanny. After all She was only 26 years old and just graduated from the Florence Academy of Fine Arts.
29. I just had a beautiful person sitting in front of me. We didn't speak for a long time. I didn't put down the mirror until my hands were sour.
30. A text message, the boyfriend flew back from Mars and said, "I am", which was moved by accidentally fell. Send my Mate Pro Plus sports car customized mobile phone.
This humorous sentence Versailles Literature
The popular humorous sentence Versailles Literature [Article 1] 1. Drink 2 yuan orange juice and live 12 million luxury homes.
2. The drizzle outside the window, worrying. Looping in the sofa, eating Godiva, reading Dickens, reading Doudou's English. Pepe glanced at it and said quietly: Do not use Old people, have age discrimination, and use Senior Citizens. Well, the rainy moon is dissolved outside the window, and the blue sea is full of night heart.
3. What is a charger ??? There is such a thing in the world. Are you not powering on the phone? Isn't it a change of one ???? Isn't it?
4. Laughing to death, I really do n’t know if I do n’t listen to my homework all day. Will the results fall?
5. Today, when the belt forgot to take GUCCI, when she bought a result, the clerk said that she had never been so close to her waist. I think girls are a bit better. I am envious, but there is no way. My husband feed those bird's nest or something, and I have no stomach.
6. Mr. I saw me staying up late and passing the Double Eleven to the present, I was very distressed. Ask SKP that you are not enough to buy or the Lafayette of the old Buddha, why do you have to buy 3,000 yuan a large bottle of cream, not afraid of cheap goods to hurt your skin, skin injury to the skin ? Hey, how can a straight man understand the happiness of discount products?
7. If you pay attention to the right household, I estimate that the companies in Dubai will be closed before they can marry my wife.
8. My monthly salary exceeds 100,000, but you are gone, you can't enjoy life with me.
9. It is time to change the house and leak rain everywhere.
10. I have a bad mood recently. My husband cooks bird's nest every day and returns from foreign ingredients every day. However, there is no appetite without appetite. I do n’t even care about the billions of meters every day. I stay with me at home every day. Is it so annoying that the straight man is so annoying! It's annoying.
11. I go every year in Versailles. The weather is really ... I often only stay in a private hotel, and then the private jet cannot be drove. The inconvenience of travel is really annoying.
12. It is said that buying a house is pressured now. I really want to feel what it feels like, because more than a dozen buildings in my family are obtained by demolition.
13. Boyfriend came to the house for the first time and had to make rock sugar gourds. It was said that my parents usually had never eaten it. They also wore the Gucci ring to wash the fruit. There are many hawthorn trees in our villa area.
14. My servant, drove BMW.
15. A text message, her boyfriend flew back from Mars and said, "I am", which was moved by accidentally fell. Send my Mate Pro Plus sports car customized mobile phone.
The popular humorous sentence Versailles Literature [Article 2] 16. I will stop today when I go out.
17. I said before going out today. I found out that I had a weighing 25 pounds. I was still happy. I found on the road and found that I forgot to wear the 25 pounds of Snow Marty Link in the True Macao Moso Bonded Antarctic Overlord. Dragon hair coat.
18. In the new year, I hope that the LV and Chanel you buy will always be limited. Don't cry in Paris like me at this moment because of missing love bags.
19. I opened a dog walking dog today!
. I am so worried. I do n’t have to consider where to go to the university when I graduate. I ca n’t find a school. Intersection
21. I already have white blue in this car, and I also gave me a black one. I really want to gather seven Dragon Ball, hum, straight male.
2. Every time I go alone at night, I am so scared. It ’s so dark, I am so beautiful, I am really afraid that others will not see it.
3. I was scolded by the boss just at work. I sent a message to Xiansen with the iPhone 12 Pro Max 512G I just arrived yesterday: "It's difficult, I was scolded by the boss, I don't want to go to work anymore." About 15 minutes, He was almost off work and he didn't care about me. I was already a little angry. Suddenly he surrounded me from behind: "I am." Xiansen acquired the company just 15 minutes. Essence
24. When preparing for the exam, I said, do n’t go to Peking University, do n’t go to Peking University. My husband has to go to Peking University to accompany him. It ’s really annoying.
25. The happiness of adults is actually very simple. I washed a hot spring in Tokyo and felt that this year's fatigue was washed off.
26. I just had a beautiful person sitting in front of me. We didn't speak for a long time. I didn't put down the mirror until my hands were sour.
7. I am uncomfortable, I missed the performance of the Sydney Opera House! Because he had to pull me to pick any house, just a ordinary villa at the foot of Qianfoshan. As for such anxiety, I had to buy a job as soon as I found a job. Said to buy a house with a yard, planting roses is called gardener for special care, but roses have been average for a long time. I have been happy for a while. Alas, are men who are not as long as men?
29. It ’s really annoying, but it’ s just that I have lost 10 pounds in recent days. Is there any good way to gain weight? It is really annoying.
30. It's so angry, someone is also anxious, and I buy Christmas gifts now under the guise of asking me to be happy.
He humorous sentences related to Versailles literature
humorous sentences related to Versailles literature [Article 1] 1. The umbrella in my Rolls -Royce Phantom was lost, and I asked if I could buy it on Weibo. Do they tell me that if you buy a car again, don't you have a new umbrella? I really pay attention, but I already have three phantoms and buy it? So annoying, how do you always lose your umbrella.
2. I did n’t invest in this company before I knew it. I only paid OFFER once interviewed. The salary was twice as I expected. Is it so easy to enter the big factory? I still want to face someone else!
3. There is no pocket money recently, take some gold.
. There are so many people asking me to WeChat. Obviously there is no makeup today.
5. I feel that this year's netizens love to care about it ~ I ca n’t explain any problems. I am also admitted to a doctorate at the age of 21. People around me are like this ~ There is no big deal.
6. My boyfriend asked me, starting to like the villa? Then let's take a look at two sets. I squeezed his face and said it was not, just take a look at it. Besides, how can the villa have our courtyard courtyard and live comfortably.
7. My friends asked me how to chase the stars? Actually, I want to say that my husband chased me. Alas, I had to sleep for ten minutes quickly, he immediately proposed to me!
8. How busy are I? It ’s just half a month ago. The iPhone12 Pro sent by her boyfriend has not been dismantled yet.
9. I am 23 years old, Beijing Third Ring two houses, hundreds of thousands of bags can be filled with walls, but these are not given to me by my parents, but through my own efforts and dreaming.
10. I walked on the way home that day. The lively street was quiet and surprising. It turned out that my husband was worried about others' beauty and bought all the roads in my life. Come and talk to me.
11. I went out to collect the rent today. I bought a breakfast and stained. The newly bought pants pockets were a bit tight. I opened the phone to see the news sent by Obama to me. Suddenly, the phone fell to the ground and fell a corner. I went home to eat bucket instant noodles and was frightened. I was really annoying today.
12. Six o'clock in the morning, the housekeeper has prepared the Michelin -level breakfast, but I have been tired of it, so I divided them to the newly moved next door. I don’t know which company is expensive. Son. well! My face forgot to wash, and I was so embarrassed to be embarrassed! My villa is really owed to care, but fortunately the maids have started to clean up. By the way, what should I wear to listen to opera with your son tomorrow?
13. Can you explain to me? Recently, I ca n’t keep up with the trend. Is it because I stay in my 1800 square meter house and read European classical literature and postmodern literature. Holding my iPhone12, try to understand Versailles.
14. Why do I wear a mask sunglasses to go shopping, or is it inevitable that I want to be WeChat? I just want to disperse my heart quietly and speechless.
15. I have just been under great pressure recently. I originally planned to start a company in Shanghai, but my mother had to buy a house in Beijing. Although there are private planes, after all, it is so far away from the company, and it is a waste of time. Later, my dad couldn't stand it anymore, and he settled in Shanghai directly.
Ixienned sentences related to Versailles [Article 2] 16. "My husband bought me a Lamborghini", how to pick it up next sentence? A, more than 3 million. B. It is really beautiful to put it in my mansion! C. But the color is so ugly, straight men's soil
17. Lamborghini cars are really not very good.
18. In fact, I am envious of these people, and I opened Lamborghini at a young age!
19. I only said that I only returned to my childhood last time, and Daddy bought me a children's playground. There were so many pink and ugly.
20. A colleague recently bought an SSD, saying it was 500G, and I was quite surprised. I went home to see my computer only 256G. Later, my husband saw me sitting in front of the computer and dazed. SSD is 500, I am only 256G. Her husband handed me the honey tea in his hand and said gently, fool, you see memory.
1. Sleeping insomnia every day in the school dormitory. To be honest, this is not my love house, mainly because the housekeeper sits in front of the bed to play the "First Piano Concerto" for me, and Strauss's "Blue Danube" sleeps. I want to hire a part -time pianist to come to the dormitory to help me, but I do n’t know if my roommate is willing to be willing, alas, so annoying.
2. Some people have always said that I am very cute. I thought about it all night. Who leaked the wind.
23. There is a kind of showing off wealth, ask me to accompany you slowly!
24. In the new year, I hope that the LV and Chanel you buy will always be limited. Don't cry in Paris like me at this moment because of missing love bags.
25. You can also fill in the college entrance examination, but you have no right to choose a school, and Peking University is okay.
26. Versailles, it is general, but my nanny likes to go, I do n’t understand, I may feel tall.
7. I looked at a boy today, but I don't think he is worthy of me, not because he doesn't look good, but because of his Bugatti, I want to sit down and sit in. Fortunately, I bought a Bugatti keychain in Double Eleven.
8. Before I went out today, I called the weight and found that I was lighter 25 pounds. I was still happy. I walked on the road and found that I forgot to wear the 25 pounds of Snow Marty Link in the True Macao Moso Bonded Antarctic Overlord. Dragon hair coat.
9. It was really speechless. My boyfriend gave me a Lamborghini again. I just imagined that ordinary college students would pick me up in get out of class when he rode an electric car. I held his waist on the back seat. Straight men just don't understand romance!
30. Versailles literature is very hot recently, but when you look at the circle of friends, you know that the type of literature has already flourished, and the ten -level players abound.