Please be a funny joke, don’t be too long. The laughter is a bit high

Classic joke: 1 1 =? One day, the teacher asked Xiaomin: "1 1 = What?" He said, "I don't know." "Go to ask the family." The teacher said. Xiaomin returned home and asked his mother: "1 1 = How much?" Mom said impatiently: "You roll out for me !!!!!!!!" Xiao Min went to ask his father again, his father was watching the game, just a good one The ball scored, "It's cool !!!" He asked his brother again. The brother was falling in love and said to his girlfriend on the phone, "I'm waiting for you downstairs." The teacher asked Xiaomin: 1 1 = How many? "He said," You roll it out for me !!!!!!!!!!! "The teacher slapped him. He said, "It's cool !!!" The teacher said: "You roll it out for me !!!!!!!!!" Xiaomin said: "I'm waiting for you downstairs !!!"

Classic jokes: The girls in our hospital turned around for the girls, and the secretary of the secretary jumped back to the girls of our hospital.

Classic jokes: Birthday gift Wife on his birthday, the husband bought a pair of jewelry for his wife, and his wife watched the jewelry of this value. After watching, the wife said, "Dear, if you, if you Isn't it more affordable to buy me a Mercedes -Benz sedan? "
" Yeah, "the husband said," Unfortunately, the Mercedes -Benz sedan is not fake now! "

A family of love is in a new house. Everyone wants the groom and groom to talk about how to get married. The bride shyly said, "We are free in love." The groom quickly added: "Yes, it is free love, I gave all the savings of more than ten years to your mother, so that you can get free." R. n
Classic jokes: For one day, a handsome guy and pretty girl in northern Jiangsu met. After a classic "obedient deaf hole, leek fried green onions", the handsome guy took out a player with a player and played with the pretty girl:

Little handsome guy: QQK? (Talk about it)

Qiao girl: Q45? (What to talk about)

The handsome guy: Q21! (Fall in love)

Qiao girl: 8Q! Intersection (Don't talk)

$%...!

The train is about to stand, the little handsome guy does not give up, so he takes out the poker card again:

Little handsome guy: 3QQK? (Let's talk about it again)

Qiao girl: 948Q! Intersection Intersection (Just don't talk about)

The handsome guy: -%￥ ...)

Classic jokes: The confession of a middle school student is in my heart, the teacher is the most fierce, and the get out of class is the most fierce. Click
It returned home, Dad is the most fierce, and every day I hit me with a nose and swollen face
Dads are not there, my mother is the most fierce, and the tutoring assignment never relax
P. Mom leaves, Lao Tzu is the most fierce, Turn the box and pour the cabinet, and drink a cup if you want to drink a cup.

Classic jokes: liked by ghosts, have you thought about it? I remember that morning, I got on the bus, and inadvertently, I saw a female classmate from the left camp of the school. I glanced at her and was immediately attracted by her. Only big eyes. When I stared at her, she was discovered inadvertently, so we both bowed their heads embarrassed. So in the future, I will definitely take the time to get on the bus when she is in school every day in order to look at her. After almost a week or so, strange things happened and did not see her every day.

has passed two weeks, and I saw her again, but this time it was indeed a godless eyes and pale her. What's even more strange, she did not actually be in the left camp. Get off at North Station (usually here), the same situation in the future.

One day, I finished mathematics and went to eat a meal, so it was more than eight o'clock, so I went to wait for the bus. After a while, the bus came. Seeing the girl again, sitting at the end expressionlessly, I was too tired, and I fell asleep when I sat down. Suddenly, I woke up from my sleep and felt that my breathing was not smooth. I could only open my eyes slightly, and I couldn't call it. I was scared. I simply closed my eyes. Essence

I faintly selling it, I want to go off, so I get daring and fight my eyes, it is okay, but one thing makes me stupid. I saw a man. Holding the female classmate, she was struggling and calling. What was outrageous was that the driver didn't look back, so I ran to the driver that someone was fighting behind him. The two of us looked back at the same time. The hair was straight. I saw that female classmate and sat in the back and stably, looking at me with a strange look, and the man had long gone, and I suddenly scattered, so I called the driver to park, I rushed out of the car and desperately ran to my house. Suddenly, I saw a person in front of a person, a pale face, vomiting, no, she was just in front of me, my legs were soft and kneeling to the ground, Close your eyes and read it. I will give it to what you want! I have no grievances and no revenge, why bother? The strange thing is that when I finished reading, the fear disappeared, and I broke away from her eyes. She was gone.

The next Sunday, I suddenly thought about it, I wanted to check it, so I asked a few friends to ask together, I have painted her face) A friend asked When she got up a few weeks ago, she was strangled by a man on the bus. When I heard the matter, I accidentally sweated again.

is at night. I dare not go out at home. Suddenly I heard someone go upstairs, and it was a cold sweat. Strangely, I seemed to see her, and I didn't see it. I couldn't do it. I felt that she walked to me, shed tears, and said something like nothing, but I could understand it. The intention is as follows: "I'm sorry! Make your spirit hit! When I was still alive, I saw you for the first time, but I now like you, but I am now ..." Suddenly, I suddenly recovered Sober, since then, no matter during the day, late night, on the road, on the bus. I never saw this girl again ... I wrote this, cold sweat and DC, I would never forget this adventure.

Classic jokes: Miaoyu secretly secretly corrupt officials and corrupt officials, money and weighing, and Xiaoyao is self -racing.

The ten layers of heart armor inside, there is a wall circle cover, the back is not moved by the mountain, and the top of the top of the head of the head protects the umbrella.

It greedy to Shangqingtian, punish greedy and sad ghost gate.

The thieves can take care of the heart armor. The thief can drill the wall.

This to attack the show with poison, Miaoyu thieves corrupt officials!

I I would like the thief to return to correction, and group a thieves

Classic jokes: The "friendship" of corrupt officials is too tired, the lady is too expensive, and friendship interaction is the most affordable. Nothing to open the "Classmate Club", dismantle a pair of one pair of

Classic jokes: There are various loves in the ten kinds of love legends of the Westward Journey. , Five Poison All ... I divide it into five multiplications in two types, one by one:

The love for Bai Jingjing in the Supreme Treasure

Said from seeing Bai Jingjing at the first glance, one of the Supreme Treasure. It had already flooded, and the feelings beside the cliffs sublimated, and they made a promise of an eternal life. They were finally dismissed by the Niu Devil King. In this line of love in the lines of "big words": "On the night when the dark wind is gloomy, I am a Supreme Treasure, and you are Bai Jingjing. As soon as you turn around, you suddenly point to me, and I get angry with my whole hand. You have to rush over and fight hard desperately. Do you see it? I can describe it in the future development in the future, because suddenly a cattle demon king was killed suddenly.

, I also caught me back to Panshi Cave. The so -called time is like an arrow, which is really good at all, because it is the point in a blink of an eye. When the rock top is the emotional outbreak, I touched you regardless of everything, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you I also touched me regardless of everything, and I also made an oath of never separating. Unfortunately, happiness is always short, in exchange for endless pain and sigh, why do you see it? I only used Moonlight Baojin to make time. Found the truth, and finally I found that you were suicide! At the last moment, I finally rescued you! But the last time I had a fault in the back of the time, and I returned to five hundred years ago ... … That's it. "This love is no result, because Supreme Bao has changed his heart, so Supreme Bao is really a sanctification.

The love of Supreme Treasure and Zixia Fairy — has fate and no type

This is also the most touching love story in the "big words", a love story at the end of tragedy. Supreme Treasure came five hundred years ago, and Zixia ordered three hemorrhoids to pull out the Ziqing Baojian. This fate seemed to be in the sky, but God is destined to be together forever. The tears indicate the tragedy of tragedy. result. Supreme Bao said the most beautiful lies to Zixia, so it was not his sincerity, but when he saw it. When he couldn't recover in the tears in his heart, he understood that this is exactly: this situation can be remembered, but it was just at that time.

The two sisters of the two family and spring — the wedding type of Fengzi

. Although the second family said, "I care so much when I am so critical, I love you 10,000 Nian Bu 'but Sister Spring Thirty Sister, but after giving birth to Tang Seng, I called the second family as Xianggong (also called his nanny, ha ha).

Thenters to cover the sky with one hand and marry the sister to Supreme Bao. In fact, this is also a misunderstanding, because Supreme Bao was not Sun Wukong at that time, but it also made Xiangxiang drooling.

Sun Wukong and Princess Iron Fan — extramarital affairs

The words in my heart, I think the original Sun Wukong really spent, even the iron fan princess also likes it, maybe the taste is too bad? Maybe it is Each has its own good, and Sun Wukong still speaks very well, such as the Princess of Tieyuan as Xiaotian, haha!

n The cattle demon king marry Zixia as his wife. Princess Iron Fan likes Sun Wukong, a small white face, but the lunar demon king is still a little afraid of his wife, but it is still the power of the cattle demon king.

Sun Wukong and Bai Jingjing -Randy Give Moosure

Sun Wukong, 500 years ago, is really a big heart and cheated the feelings of Jingjing. Putting on Sun Wukong's body, Sun Wukong's relationship with Bai Jingjing is very similar to Jin Snake Lang Junxia Xueyi's feelings for He Hongyao.

R n This pair is reminiscent of Wei Xiaobao and Princess Jianning in "Lu Ding Ji". When Xiangxiang and the sand monk exchange their bodies, Xiangxiang said, "Brother! (Being a punch by a monk) It is so manly! (One fist again) I like it! "What do you say is not Xiuyun?

Suro and blind man -homosexual type

The blind man said, "(Care) (as intimacy) People are obsessed with you! "Hehe, it is really a numb. When the Supreme Treasure looks at Bai Jingjing, the most painful crying is of course the blind man who is deeply affectionate.
The happiest pair of "big talk", with the best ending, can also be said to be the last life of Supreme Treasure and Zixia. It cannot be together at time, and the world can last forever when the world is in the world. The love story of "big words" still ended with a long time, exactly:

The shuttle time and space to meet each other. Fairy.

Classic jokes: There is a man in the wardrobe-when he goes home to find a man in the wardrobe. R n stupid-enthusiastically treat the man, drink tea with him, chat, and told him to play often in the future. The month has come to visit the wardrobe 5 times.
. When he was gone, he borrowed 500 yuan from me.
Fortunately-the man is tall and big, if you just do it, the fierce is good. Fortunately!
The comfort-first cursing him why he didn't suffocate in the wardrobe, and then punched and kicked the air for a while to vent his anger. Time flashed with waist.
Lucky-picking one socks left by the man in the wardrobe, it is the color that I like.
I unfortunately-why can't I find the other.
Revenge-Spray a lot of tricks in the wardrobe.
Mistakes-I accidentally inhaled the drugs, and I was unconscious for two days. I was deducted. The door locks, knocking on the door for a long time, no one opens the door.
. After entering the door, go straight to the closet and find something.
An accident-lying another man lying in the cabinet is the manager of our company.
Dialogue-how the manager is in our house?
The manager went to our house to inspect your life! Then what did he say?
Small, too boring, you can consider the company's appropriation and repair a little
After the manager left, he searched for a long time in the wardrobe, and confirmed that the old boy didn't leave anything. Opportunities-the manager was going to meet that day, and the manager's wife asked me to go to her house.
The calculation-the manager returned in advance, and suddenly remembered that my wife returned to her mother's house today, and the manager's "meeting" could not be opened. -In the wardrobe of the manager's house, it seems to be patronized.
-----In the wardrobe of the manager's house, see two colleagues.
Consensus-we agree that the wardrobe of the manager's house is really good, large and spacious, and the air is good. It is no problem to hide a few people.
E admiration-the manager opened the wardrobe to see us, but just wrote a word: "How, 3 people today."
understands-finally know why people are managers, but we are just we are just a manager, but we are just we are just a manager, but we are just we are just a manager, but we are just we are, but we are just we are just a manager, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are, but we are just we are. Small employees, look at the measurement of others.

Classic joke: Mrs. Portrait a wife wanted to draw a portrait, and her husband found her the best painter. When she sat down, she made a request to draw her necklaces, earrings, headwear, etc., and in fact she did not wear these gold and silver jewelry.

The painter agreed, but asked, "Why do you want to do this?"

The wife replied: "In case, you know, I may be better than me than me. Husband died early. At that time, he would marry again, and let his new wife find these treasures! "

Classic jokes: Dogs and husbands and husbands complained:" Dear, you, you, you Give my name to our puppy so that I will often make mistakes. "

" I won't, my voice is particularly kind when it is called a dog. "

Classic jokes: Children should not listen to Dad's story before going to bed to sleep .....

Daddy: "In the past, there was a frog ..."

Tom: "Dad, I don't want to listen to fairy tales today, can I tell science fiction stories?"

Dad: "Okay, in space, there is a frog ... "

Tom:" Forget it, Dad, can you talk about restricted levels in order to celebrate my 8th birthday? "

Daddy:" Okay! Mom knows. There is a frog without clothes ... "

Classic joke: embarrassing level is embarrassing when he is in a friend's house: I want to stool
Embarrassing things: After stool, I found that there is no hand paper
The embarrassing thing when I was in a friend's house: the stool could not be rushed
The most embarrassing thing when I was in a friend's house: the stool could not rush down, the water still overflowed the pool

Classic jokes: Imagine a man who is pregnant for several men to meet, without shaking hands without saluting, not to cigarette, but just patting the other person's belly, asking, "How many months? When is the due date? "

If one day, men can really bred offspring in their bodies. What is our society? At that time, even in ordinary families, couples could change their role. In the family of four, the boss was born to his mother, but the second child was born in October. If the couple are willing, they can even get pregnant at the same time. During the pregnancy, do n’t you often complain that the husband cannot be considerate and do n’t know how to care? At that time, there was absolutely no need to worry about. Which husband would not take care of his wife during pregnancy, then let him be pregnant once!

The couples will participate in pre -maternity training courses together, go to the hospital for fetal position examination, give the children prenatal education together, and finally lie in the delivery room for delivery. At that time, the hospital would not have "obstetrics and gynecology", but should be "gynecology", "husband" and "obstetrics". The "obstetrics" are divided into men and women like toilets. When the doctor put on the gloves and prepared the equipment, when everything was ready to take birth, the nurse opened the clothes of pregnant women and scared it first --- it turned out to be a "pregnant husband".

The child was born, and the couple took the confinement together, took maternity leave together, and breastfeed the child together. The last point is still difficult for men, but I believe that drugs such as various types of milk at that time will emerge and will be sold well. When the child grows up, the admission is taught, and it is slightly different when filling in the application form. In addition to the father and mother, another "producer" needs to be added to show the difference. But when the children were in school, the first lesson was in trouble. The first raw word and the first new word taught by the school is "Dad" and "Mom". Although only two words, no matter how the teacher explains, the child does not understand. Because for them, the "dad" and "mom" in the family are not different from other looks. This lesson may only be supplemented after they grow up and have a little understanding of the physiological differences between men and women. Some friends may think that I am nonsense, and I am idiot to say daydreaming.

. Please do not forget that society is developing. If a primitive person picks up a pair of new trendy wire cushion sneakers, he may use it to give it food, or it may be given it as a fixing token to a decent token. Lover, it does not necessarily put it on his feet. Perhaps at that time, we often met such a scene on the street or daily living at home: two men met, did not shake hands, did not salute, or smoke, but just patted each other's big belly and asked, "A few months When is the due date? "Or in the early morning, after the couple got up, the one said," It's late, it's late! We will give you a prenatal examination at nine o'clock. " The mirror said in a hurry: "Then you have to wait for me to scrape the beard!

Classic jokes: You are Wulong and Lao Zheng are a good friend. One day, Pharaoh was scolded by his wife, and he did not dare to refute; Lao Zheng knew the jokes
:
"Hey, you are a man of a man, and he is afraid of his wife;
, but my wife saw me, just like seeing a tiger! "
Mori's wife heard this in the house, and ran out of anger, holding the ear of Lao Zheng
, and drinking:
" What are you tigers? " "
Lao Zheng was paralyzed, and said," You ... you are Wusong! " "

classic jokes: vomiting boss, the second child took a plane, the second child faint, and vomiting non -stop. The people were constantly vomiting.
The boss asked the reason, the second child said, "I saw that the bag was full, and had to drink half a bag again, but they vomited all. "

classic jokes: Leading drinking the revolutionary wine is drunk every day, drinking the party style and drinking the stomach;
N's wife goes to the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The Commission for Discipline Inspection said:
The is not right to drink or not, we are also drunk every day. Suddenly, the girl suddenly scolded the Bai Jing guy: "Rogue! "It seems that the guy's hands and feet are not honest. The guy is very aggrieved and immediately refutes. The two sides began to scold.
In a little, listen to the girl scolding," You are a gangster, you have been a hooligan since childhood, your mother just gave birth to When you come out, you don't forget to look back. "After listening to the passenger full of car, the crow was silent, and they made a hilarious.

my colleagues shook their heads and said that for the first time, he saw that scolding can scold this. People can be enemy. After the guy was scolded, he opened his mouth and couldn't say a word.

Is we listened, and we lamented that this scolding was really a long -term scolding, probably before there were no ancients, no later no one came, no one came. Those who say that there are indeed no more scolding words that can be used to fight back.

In suddenly listening to the man's loud saying: "You are a big hooligan! You are still in your mother's belly and watch your dad three times a day! "

After listening, they fainted
In the hungry wolf foraging, hearing a woman training the child: threw you out of the wolf!
One night, the wolf waited outside the door until dawn, and sighed: Liar, women are all liar!

The prisoner was executed. Because the bullet was inferior, the first shot was not released, and then the first shot was released. Then Let's put
The second shot ... the third shot ... then the prisoner cried: big brother, you strangled me, so fucking scary!
n After the black men's 100 -meter race, he wiped the tears and said: A scared people! Several coal -digging knees were killed in a row of guns
, and the gun was scared without aiming. Live wow!

In last night I found that you have recently committed a lone star, the only way to solve:
) Go to the door of the dormitory 2) 3) Left hand support door frame 4) The right hand shake the handkerchief
The spell is to play!

It you go to the West Double Version of Yunnan, and meet a group of wild boars on the way,
Take out food and money, the wild boar is not moving,
You pulls out the only ID card, and the pigs kneel and cry: Boss, we can find you!
n Love the revolution, name the army for the Red Army, name the army,
to send his son to class a day, see the bus 8 to enter the station,
, he shouted at his son: Huang Jun runs quickly, the eight roads are here! ~ ~~
The father and son of the food family hunting, the son captured a thin son, the father said: Put, there is no meat!
~ Back, catch a fat man, father said: " Capture a beautiful woman, the father said: Take her back, take your mother tonight!
. A bear went to Shanli to start a business. The farmer gave him a sickle. The carpenter gave him a hammer,
The bear came to the mountain to meet a tiger, so scared to raise the sickle and hammer on top of the head,
The tiger said: I did n’t see it, just your bear is a party member!
n : Do you like my tenderness and cuteness? Or is my clever and beautiful?
This Answer: I like your sense of humor!

But after being shaken,
only one ant was holding the elephant's neck.
The ants below yelled: strangle him, strangle him, small, and the fucking anti -anti -fuck, the fucking anti -anti -anti -fuck, the fucking anti -countermeasures It is!

The farmhouse to take the big manure. When the foreigner saw it, the uncle, how much is this sauce, a pound of the sauce?
Think: You don't tell me how much a pound,
I don't tell you that your sauce is smelly!
, a farmer kills chicken tomorrow, and said when feeding the chicken at night Your last meal! See the chicken lying down and leave a testament on the second day: Grandpa has taken mouse medicine, you don't want to take Grandpa, grandma's mother is not easy to mess with ~ Intersection
2. You pull a pig shopping, very happy. After I, I said with compassion: "Look at the grade of a person, depending on whom he is with." Without finishing the words, I saw the pig abandoned you with contempt.
3. The cricket was bitten by a snake, and the proliferation of the anti -toxic fluid must be amputated! I think: Fortunately, there are many legs ~! Intersection大夫安慰道：兄弟，想开点，你以后就是蚯蚓了~rn　　4、鱼说：我时时刻刻睁开眼睛，就是为了能让你永远在我眼中~ 水说：我时时刻刻Flowing is to be able to hug you forever ~~ The pot said: The fucking is almost familiar, and it is still so poor! Intersection
5, the fish said again: Do you have to sell mouse medicines ~~~ Master is also done! Intersection Intersection ~~ No one wants to eat Grandpa! Intersection Intersection ~~~ Grandpa is not easy to mess with TMD ~~~! Intersection Intersection I ca n’t drink tender soup! Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection ~ The pot must be still ~~~~~
6. Tell my mother, I like you, I want you to go to my house, day and night with me, know? Through these days of exchanges, I found that I could no longer have you, but my mother refused, she said: The family is not allowed to raise a pig!
7. The elder brother and the child's machine married and gave birth to Xiaolingtong. Xiaolingtong was abominable, the signal was poor, and he could not roam. Big, it's a talk ~
8. Where are you? I couldn't get through the phone, I was urgent to die. I had an important thing to find you. I saw the information immediately at the epidemic prevention station for a physical examination. The fastest speed! You have the opportunity to pull ~ qualify for the physical examination, you will be able to transfer from the private pigpen to the state -owned pig farm ~
9. Elephant stools in the middle of the road. A ant just passed by. The peak of the clouds and mist, I can't help but sigh: Yeah, this is the Qinghai -Tibet Plateau ~~ 10. You are all small, some things should let you know! Heaven is used to wind; the ground is used to grow grass; I use it to prove the greatness of human beings; you, you are used to stew pink bars ~~
The best answers to report in the company's building. I am in the company building. The restaurant ordered a dish "Mother and Child Meet". Actually, soy> Bean sprouts!

I ordered a dish of "Snow Mountain Flying Fox", **! That is, fried shrimp slices (white), there are a few small fried shrimp skins on it!

"Walking on the road of the country", ohopathic, it turned out to be braised pork trotters, then inlaid with some coriander on the side Intersection

In one time I went to Bashan to eat with my classmates, and found that there was a cool dish called "One Country, Two Systems", and asked the waiter casually. R n
In Daqing, I saw the propaganda written on the blackboard outside a small restaurant. It is particularly strange. Ask it, it turned out to be spinach fried black fungus! Intersection Intersection

The also ate a dish, called "Blue Dragon Snow", which is a plate of cucumbers on a plate of sugar. "Snow under the Volcano" is the cold sugar on the cold tomatoes

The day of eating in the banquet tower and ordering "Proponing". ~~

. Remember in Tai'an last time, I asked for a dish ---- "Three Beauty in Taishan". When I came up, it was cabbage tofu, so I asked the lady and answered: Three beauty is cabbage, tofu and water, and the water of Taishan is the most beautiful ...

I ordered a dish called "Peerless Double Pride", That is ----- green pepper red pepper

and "Red Light District" ----- Sprinkle Chicken Ding

", Don’t OLD? I remember what I thought: Tomato fried eggs ----- red face and yellow face

have a "heart pain" actually a glass of boiling water (50 yuan)

The friends went to Taishan to play and ordered a "beef ramen" in a small noodle restaurant. Later, there was no piece of beef. So I called the shopkeeper to discuss, and the answer was: the surname of the noodle master! Friends almost fainted on the spot and asked: Do you not consider the long -term business? The owner's answer said: The average guests came once in Tarzan, and I was very lucky to eat a bowl of noodles here
. Do you know what is "Baste and kill the Pig Eight Rings"? It is bean sprouts fried pork head! Intersection Intersection

The remembers once ordered a dish on the table, called "Du Xiu Peak". When I came up, a good guy was a plate of duck buttocks.

Has anyone ever eaten "Hot Kiss"? ----- Hehe, it is the pepper fried pig's mouth! 🙂

The dish name "Little Er Hei Marriage", it turned out to be two peeling eggs in the plate!

Alas to our embassy in the United States, a restaurant launched a dish called "Red Burning American Embassy". Let's take a look, ah! It is a braised large intestine ... I stuffed it under the table without a bite ...

It went to the south to go on a business trip, and I saw a dish called "Chaotian Jue" when I was eating ... There are 8 goose ass! Intersection Intersection

It in Xi'an on a business trip, see others eating fried chicken legs and red tomato sauce ... So I asked for a child ... when I bought it ... the lady called me ... Night "12 yuan ...

Who likes to eat" naked beauty "? ----- I went to the peanut rice, hahahaha ...

"Black Bear playing sticks", guess, what kind of dish? Hey, it's actually frying bean sprouts! Intersection Intersection

It a restaurant in Huangshan, eat "Huangshan Yiju", depend on! It turned out to be a plate of bracken, I poured it! Intersection Intersection

. I have a classmate to a restaurant and see a dish named "Monkey Fishing the Moon". I feel that it may be good. I bought it. It turned out to be a drop of sesame oil on it. Qi explosion! Intersection Intersection …

I dine at a big restaurant. After ordering a few big meals, I asked a few vegetarian dishes. After that, you guess what? The white stalk on the tail of the soybean sprouts is covered with a layer of eggs

Forget it, those dishes are not available. The most classic is this-one time I saw a dish called "Prince White Horse". At that time, the accompanying everyone did not know what, so it was about to be. As a result, the dish came up ... Just a large tofu ... Zhang Liu's photos were inserted on it ... Everyone fell to the ground, vomiting white foam in his mouth ...

Because of thirst, God created water; because of the darkness, God created fire; because I needed friends, God asked you to come to me, so that God lost the bucket of rice!

I I wrote your name in the sky, but was taken away by Feng'er; I wrote your name on the beach, but was taken away by the waves; so I wrote in every corner of the street Under your name ... I rely on, I was taken away by the police!

The meteor shower tonight. I heard that it is a big pig. At that time, there will be a big pig flying over the sky. Unfortunately, I want to sleep, just so many people watch you watch you fly!

is another encounter. Your big watery eyes are looking at it affectionately. I am panicked to avoid your sight, but you are pursuing it. I understand your mood, so I shouted as I ran: Whose dog is not tied?